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To: Peter S. who wrote (9825)	5/18/1999 10:58:00 PM
From: GraceZ	Respond to of 62549

An engineer dies and because of a paperwork mix-up is sent to Hell instead of Heaven. He decides to make the best of it and goes to work immediately to improve things. First he fixes the heat and air conditioning. Then he gets hot and cold running water in every room, starts working on a pool. The place is getting mighty comfortable. The Devil is beside himself and decides to call up to Heaven and gloat to St. Peter. "Hey, St. Pete, we got this engineer down here and he's done a fabulous job. The place is down right wonderful!" St.Peter gets very upset and sez, "How did you get an engineer? We're suppose to get all the engineers up here. You send him up here right away or I'm gonna sue you!" The Devil answers, "Sue me? Where the hell are YOU gonna get a lawyer?"