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To: Don Pueblo who wrote (9878)	5/24/1999 1:24:00 AM
From: scouser	Respond to of 62549

A new recruit joins the foreign legion , he arrives at a camp miles from the nearest town. The cap-ee-tan shows him around the barracks and at the end of the tour says to the young soldier " there are no women here, if you ever get the urge , just come here to the barn and use the donkey " He thinks eewww how disgusting. However, after many weeks of loneliness he decides to go and visit the donkey. He tries to be nice to the donkey but it starts kicking and making lots of noise. The camp general hears all this and marches over to the barn, he opens the door and is astonished to see the new recruit with the donkey. What on earth are you doing to that poor donkey , he bellows. You told me to come see the donkey if I ever got lonely , he said . I meant use the donkey to go into town and get yourself a lady of the night........