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To: Glenn who wrote (9879)	5/23/1999 1:11:00 AM
From: Stuart C Hall	Respond to of 62549

This one always cracks me up: > >> A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the teller at the > >> window, "I want to open a damn checking account." > >> > >> The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?" > >> > >> "Listen up, damn it. I said I want to open a damn checking account right now!" > >> > >> Shocked, the teller replied "I'm very sorry sir, but we do not > >> tolerate that kind of language in this bank." So saying, the teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to tell him > about her situation. > >> > >> They both return and the manager asks the old geezer, "What seems > to be the problem here?" > >> > >> "There's no damn problem," the man says, "I just won 50 million > bucks in the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn bank!" > >> > >> "I see," says the manager. "And this bitch is giving you a hard > >> time?" > >>