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To: Intrepid1 who wrote (9894)	5/24/1999 10:38:00 AM
From: Carol Putnam	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> > Mistaken Drunk > ---------------------------------------------------- > A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had > been in his car. > > "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, > the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried > out. > > However, before the police investigation could > start, > the phone rang a second time, and the same voice > came over the line. > > "Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the > back seat by mistake." >