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To: Dayuhan who wrote (2172)	5/24/1999 3:13:00 PM
From: Barney	Respond to of 2733

Titles considered for Monica's new autobiography... "I Suck At My Job" "What Really Goes Down In The White House" "How I Blew It In Washington" "Work Hard to Find the Softer Side of the President" "Clear and Present Boner" "Testing the Limits of the Gag Rule" "Going Back for Gore" "Podium Girl" "Secret Services to the President" "Harass is Not Two Words: The Story of Bill Clinton" "Deep Inside The Oval Office" "The Congressional Study on White House Intern Positions" "My Chief of Staff" "Al Gore Is In Command For The Next 30 Minutes" "How To Beat Off the Government" "Going Down and Moving Up" "Members of the Cabinet" "Me and My Big Mouth" "How To Get A Head in Business"

To: Dayuhan who wrote (2172)	5/24/1999 3:14:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 2733

Prior to the inauguration in January of 1993, Clinton was on a commercial airline flight. After the pilot made the obligatory welcome and flight information announcement, he put the microphone down but didn't realize he had left it locked in the "SEND" mode. He said to his co-pilot, "Boy, this has been one hell of a week. You know, I could really use a blow job and a cup of coffee." A stewardess working in the rear of the plane immediately realized that the pilot didn't know he had left the microphone on, so she went running forward to the cockpit to warn the pilot. As she passed by the future President, Bill leaned into the aisle after she passed and shouted to her, "Don't forget his coffee!"