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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Arthur Radley who wrote (9907)	5/24/1999 6:04:00 PM
From: Mike 2.0	Respond to of 62549

Good idea TexasDude...back to jokes...humor... A man goes to confession. "Forgive me Father for I have sinned," he said. "What did you do, my boy?" asked the Priest. "I stole some wood." "I see. How much did you steal?" "Oh, enough to build a doghouse." "Well," said the Priest, "theft is a serious sin, but at least you did not steal that much..." "Not so fast, Father," the man said. "The next day I stole more wood." "More? How many this time?" "Enough to build a tool shed." The Priest said. "I see...this is indeed quite serious..." "There's more, Father," said the man. "I - I stole even more wood just this morning." "How much did you steal this time?!" said the Priest. "Enough to build a house!" the man blurted out. The Priest, after a long pause, said, "My boy, this is most serious. You will have to make a nouvena." "Oh, no problem, Father," Said the man, relieved. "I don't know what a nouvena is, but if you can get the blueprints, I can get the wood!"