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To: JOEY who wrote (37070)	5/25/1999 6:06:00 PM
From: ISOMAN	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 43774

> 1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. > > 2. A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. > > 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. > > 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. > > 5. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. > [Relax sisters, Mike Fallon is in the 1% group] > > 6. I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. > > 7. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say > will be misquoted, then used against you. > > 8. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. > > 9. Honk if you love peace and quiet. > > 10. Remember half the people you know are below average. > > 11. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular > it remains? > > 12. Nothing is fool-proof to a talented fool. > > 13. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. > > 14. He who laughs last thinks slowest. > > 15. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. > > 16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into > jet engines. > > 17. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse > gets the cheese. > > 18. I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. > > 19. I intend to live forever - so far so good. > > 20. Always borrow money from a pessimist - they don't > expect it back. > > 21. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? > > 22. My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states. > > 23. Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of. > > 24. The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. > > 25. Support bacteria - they're the only culture some > people have. > > 26. When everything's coming your way, you're in the > wrong lane and going the wrong way. > > 27. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that > you tried. > > 28. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. > > 29. Experience is something you don't get until just after > you need it. > > 30. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. > > 31. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of check. > > 32. Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with. > > 33. No one is listening until you make a mistake. > > 34. Success always occurs in private and failure in full view. > > 35. The colder the x-ray table the more of your body is > required on it. > > 36. The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the > softness of the bread. > > 37. The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to > the ability to reach it. > > 38. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal > from many is research. > > 39. To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise > above your principles. > > 40. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. > ' > 41. You never really learn to swear until you learn to > drive or [work in Advertising]. > > 42. Two wrongs are only the beginning. > > 43. The problem with the gene pool is that there is > no lifeguard. > > 44. The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll > have to catch up. > > 45. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. > > 46. Change is inevitable except from vending machines. > > 47. Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade! > > 48. Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow. > > 49. Always try to be modest and be proud of it! > > 50. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments. > > 51. How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand... > > 52. Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye opener. > > 53. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. >