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To: Wooly who wrote (9927)5/25/1999 6:26:00 PM
From: The Rabbit  Respond to of 62549
 
Hey, hey, Hey, HEY!!!

-Rabbit

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OK, it was funny.

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How many elephants fit into a VW?
4, 2 in the front, 2 in the back.

How may elephants fit into a Yugo?
5, 2 in the front, 2 in the back, one in the glove box.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in the fridge?
Footprints in the butte.r

How do you know if there're 2 elephants in the fridge?
Two sets of footprints.

How do you know if there're 4 elephants in the fridge?
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No, silly, there's a VW parked in your kitchen.