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To: Lee Lichterman III who wrote (9931)	5/25/1999 7:34:00 PM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

I certainly am not going to flame you and I hope no one else does. Personally, I did not find the story humorous although the irony was quite telling. Then again, I don't find elephant jokes funny either. I do agree with you. The negative reaction was overdone.

To: Lee Lichterman III who wrote (9931)	5/25/1999 8:46:00 PM
From: Carole Olkowski	Respond to of 62549

Also if a participant in fake wrestling is the best that Alberta can cling to as a representitive of thier worth then I would move and deny my roots. Surely you knew that would illicit a response from some Proud Canadian. Do some research my friend...you may surprise yourself with what you learn. Carole

To: Lee Lichterman III who wrote (9931)	5/26/1999 12:42:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	1 Recommendation Respond to of 62549

What is the ideal cockpit crew? A pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to feed the dog. The dog is there to bite the pilot in case he tries to touch anything. How many fighter pilots does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds the bulb and the world revolves around him. How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? He'll tell you. What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot..... What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a pig? The pig doesn't turn into a fighter pilot when he's drunk. What do fighter pilots use for birth control? Their personality. What is the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine? A jet engine stops whining when it pulls in to the parking lot.