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To: John Sladek who wrote (9935)	5/25/1999 8:19:00 PM
From: The Rabbit	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

What did Tarzan say when the elephants all came over the hill wearing matching sweaters? "You guys all on the same team?" --- What did Jane say when the elephants came over the hill? "Here come the prunes." (She was colorblind) --- Why is it unsafe to go out into the jungle between 2:00 PM and 4:00 PM? Because the elephants are jumping from the trees. --- Why are pygmies so short? Because they go out into the jungle between 2:00 PM and 4:00 PM. --- Why do elephants wear tennies? Because eight-and-a-halfies are too small. --- What do you do when you're swallowed by an elephant? Run around and around until you're all pooped out.