To: Blue On Black who wrote (6737 ) 5/27/1999 10:39:00 PM From: Blue On Black Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 12754
Druss - Bane of Humanity As I wandered out of 'Billy Bobs House of Fine Beverages and Root Beer', I noticed a commotion. People were running everywhere and shout about some 'degenerate scum'. I took no notice and headed for the truck....I noticed that Druss was missing but was unconcerned. People were shouting about a flasher so I checked to see if I had left a turn signal blinking on the truck....No....so not my business. As I neared the truck, I saw that Druss was in the floor on the passenger side and, seemingly, inspecting the carpet. Strange , I thought, But he's a yankee . About that time, a deputy slammed into me and paused long enough to ask, "Have you seen anyone in a trench-coat and Groucho Marx glasses?" I glanced over at the truck and said, "Kinda tall guy?" The deputy said, "Yeah, sounds like him." "Nope, ain't seen anyone like that", I replied. I got in the truck and started home. A few miles from Billy Bobs, I asked Druss what he found so interesting about the carpet in the floor of my truck. He commented on the shading of the color and raised up and glanced around. We went on to the house where I asked for my trench coat and Groucho Marx glasses back. Druss said since he was a yankee, he might should keep them. Upon reflection, I had to allow that was the best course of action....I didn't want to be seen with a yankee. It did have the benefit of letting me park in the handicapped parking places if I were known to be with a yankee....but I let him keep them anyway. Of course, I am only recounting the truth here. The fact that Druss is not available to spread his fallacies to defend himself bears no consideration. Nor does the fact that he caught more and bigger fish than I did....of course. To be Continued In - Druss - Bane of Humanity