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To: barbara sperino who wrote (37103)	5/25/1999 11:57:00 PM
From: ISOMAN	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 43774

This is for you Barbara: > Q. What's the fastest way to a man's heart? > A. Through his chest with a sharp knife. > > Q. Why are men and parking spaces alike? > A. Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled. > > > Q. What have men and floor tiles got in common? > A. If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for > life. > > Q. How can you tell if a man is happy? > A. Who cares? > > Q. What is the difference between a man and a catfish? > A. One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is a fish. > > Q. Why do men want to marry virgins? > A. They can't stand criticism > > Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and > good-looking? > A. Because those men already have boyfriends. > > Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? > A. Porcupines have pricks on the outside. > > Q. What is a man's view of safe sex? > A. A padded headboard. > > Q. How do men sort their laundry? > A. "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". > > Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs? > A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. > > Q. Why do men love computers? > A. No matter what mood they're in, they can still get a floppy in. > > Q. How do you save a man from drowning? > A. Take your foot off his head. > > Q. Why are blond jokes so short? > A. So men can remember them. > > Q. How many men does it take to change a toilet roll? > A. Who knows, it's never happened. > > Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating? > A. To stop the snoring before it starts. > > Q. Why do bachelors like smart women? > A. Opposites attract. > > Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? > A. After a year the dog is still excited to see you. > > Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? > A. Breasts don't have eyes. > > Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? > A. One. Men will screw anything. > > Q. What's a man's idea of foreplay? > A. Half an hour of begging. > > SEMINARS FOR FEMALES > (prepared and presented by males) > > 1. Elementary Map Reading > 2. Crying and Law Enforcement > 3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR > 4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours > 5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast > 6. The Seven-Outfit Week > 7. PMS:It's YOUR Problem, Not Mine "It's Happened Monthly Since Puberty: > Deal With it" > 8. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions > 9. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Orange Lights > 10. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed > 11. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water > 12. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament > 13. Telephone Translations: formerly titled "Me Too" Equals I Love You > 14. How to Earn Your Own Money > 15. Gift-giving Fundamentals: formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics = > Good" > 16. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side > 17. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry > 18. Yes, You Can Fill Up At A Self Serve Station > 19. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+Channels > 20. What Goes Around Comes Around: Why His Credit Card is Not a Toy > 21. His Best Friend Can Be Yours Too > 22. His Poker Games: Deal Yourself Out > 23. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock" > 24. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do" > 25. Why Your Mother Is Unwelcome In The House > 26. Your Mate: Selfish Bastard, or Victimized Sensitive Man?