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To: Ian@SI who wrote (9961)	5/26/1999 4:02:00 PM
From: Carol Putnam	Respond to of 62549

> > Signs That You've Had TOO MUCH Of The 90's > > > > * You try to enter your password on the microwave. > > > > * You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. > > > > * You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. > > > > * You e-mail your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and > > he emails you back "What's for dinner?" > > > > * Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. > > > > * You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa,but > you > > haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. > > > > * You didn't give your valentine a card this year, but you > > posted one for your email buddies via a Web page. > > > > * Your daughter just bought on CD all the records your college roommate > > used to play that you most despised. > > > > * Every commercial on television has a web-site address at the bottom > of > > the screen. > > > > * You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells > > for half the price you paid. > > > > * The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to > > make a purchase is foreign to you. > > > > * Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags out > > of the back seat of your car. > > > > * Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they > > do not have e-mail addresses. > > > > * You consider 2nd day air delivery painfully slow. > > > > * You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing cabinet. > > > > * Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes. > > > > * You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.