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To: Michael Mc Donough who wrote (9995)	5/28/1999 1:15:00 PM
From: emidio	Respond to of 62549

Answers from dogs when they were asked the question: .................................................... "How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?" BORDER COLLIE: Just one - and while I'm at it I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. GREAT DANE: Let the Border Collie do it - you can feed me while he's busy. DOBERMAN: While it's dark, I will sleep on the couch. If anyone goes near that light bulb, I will kill them. IRISH SETTER: Don't bother me right now. I just heard some grass growing and I must bark at it for 20 minutes. SHI-TZU: Dah-ling! The servants will do it! COCKER SPANIEL: The bulb? Who cares about the bulb? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. DACHSHUND: Aaaaaaaaaa - I can't reach the stupid bulb!