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To: flickerful who wrote (10014)	5/29/1999 6:06:00 AM
From: Sidney Reilly	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK ----- COMPUTER TERMS LOG ON: Making the woodstove hotter LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood MONITOR: Keepin' an eye on that wood stove DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off'n the truk MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerful gettin that farwood downloaded FLOPPY DISK: Whatch git from tryin to carry too much farwood RAM: That thar thang whut splits the farwood HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time SCREEN: Whut to shut when its blak fly season WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside BYTE: Whut them dang flys do CHIP: Munchies fer the TV MICRO CHIP: Whuts left in the munchie bag MODEM: Whatch did to the hay fields DOT MATRIX: Ol' Dan Matrix's wife LAP TOP: Whur the kitty sleeps KEYBOARD: Whur ya hang the dang keys SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn MAIN FRAME: Holds up the barn ruf PORT: Fancy flatlander wine ENTER: Northern fer c'mon in y'all RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: When ya caint member whut ya paid for yer new rifle when ya bought it