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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (10027)	5/30/1999 4:02:00 PM
From: Early Bird	Respond to of 62549

Clinton

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (10027)	5/30/1999 6:40:00 PM
From: PMS Witch	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

For a biblical twist ... ALASKA - Many are cold, but few are frozen! PW. P.S. Visited AK last May. Found it a very nice place for a vacation. P.P.S. Slipped off a rock and fell into the creek. Even though the water was not frozen, it sure was cold!!! (And clear, but I didn't appreciate this at the time.)

To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (10027)	5/31/1999 8:26:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Three guys are walking down the beach ...when they see this beautiful woman laying naked on the beach. Well, the first guy goes over to her and starts making love to her, when she says "What will we name the child?" The guy freaks and runs away. So the second guy goes over to her and starts "doing his thing" when she says "What will we name the child?" He freaks out also and runs away. The third guy has been watching all this. So he puts on a condom and goes to do his thing. When she says what will we name the child? He ignores her and keeps on going. She keeps asking but he keeps going. Finally he finishes and pulls off the condom, ties a knot in the end of the rubber and throws it in the ocean. He turns to the girl and says, "If he gets out of that, we'll call him Houdini."