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To: Level Head who wrote (10031)	5/30/1999 7:07:00 PM
From: Killick	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

RE: .....strange cents of yuma As a fan of puns for many years I have not come across this one before but I LOVED IT. It will now be told repeatedly in Canada's most easterly province (Newfoundland).. Who was it who said ... "a pun is the lowest form of humour unless of course it is you who thought of it" Cheers killick

To: Level Head who wrote (10031)	5/30/1999 11:25:00 PM
From: Jay	Respond to of 62549

Cents of Yuma indeed. Take this: Making of a Movie Steven Spielberg was discussing his new project - an action documentary drama about famous composers, starring top movie stars Sylvester Stallone, Harrison Ford, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger. Spielberg strongly desired the box office 'oomph' of these superstars,so he was prepared to allow them to select whichever composers they would portray, as long as they were very famous. "Well," started Stallone, "I've always admired Mozart. I would love to play him." "Chopin has always been my favourite, and my image would improve if people saw me playing the piano" said Willis. "I'll play him." "I've always been partial to Strauss and his waltzes," said Ford. "I'd like to play him." Spielberg was very pleased with these choices. "Sounds splendid." Then, looking at Schwarzenegger, he asked, "Who do you want to be, Arnold?" So Arnie says ... . . ....(scroll down)..... . . . . . . . . . . . .... (he's thinking)..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..... (keep scrolling)..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ......(wait for it)...... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ........ (its a good one !)..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "I'll be Bach!"