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To: Richard H. who wrote (2200)	5/31/1999 11:57:00 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Respond to of 2733

Stud at the Bar An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. "I'm scared out of my mind," the stud replied. "Some pissed-off husband wrote to me and said he'd kill me if I didn't stop f**king his wife." "So stop," the barkeep said. "I can't," the womanizer replied, taking a long swill. "The prick didn't sign his name!"

To: Richard H. who wrote (2200)	5/31/1999 12:00:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

How People Fart... 1. The 'in' person - One who loves to smell his own farts 2. The amiable person - One who loves to smell other people's farts 3. The proud person - One who thinks his farts are exceptionally fine 4. The shy person - One who farts silently and then blushes 5. The impudent person - One who farts loud and then laughs 6. The scientific person - One who farts regularly but is concerned about the ozone layer. 7. The unfortunate person - One who would love to fart but shits instead 8. The honest person - One who admits he farted but offers a good medical reason 9. The nervous person - One who stops in the middle of a fart 10. The masochistic person - One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers over himself 11. The dishonest person - One who farts and blames the dog 12. The selfish person - One who won't allow others to smell his farts 13. The repressed person - One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours 14. The thrifty person - One who always has a good fart in reserve 15. The strong person - One who has extremely powerful farts 16. The blonde person - One who hears a fart and answers the telephone 17. The antisocial person - One who excuses himself and farts in privacy 18. The strategic person - One who conceals his farts with coughing 19. The sadistic person - One who farts in bed, then fluffs the covers over his bedmate 20. The intellectual person - One who can determine from the smell of a fart what was eaten lately 21. The athletic person - One who farts at the slightest exertion 22. The optimistic person - One who farts with a clear conscience 23. The miserable person - One who loves to fart but simply can't 24. The boisterous person - One who proudly announces a fart 25. The sensitive person - One who farts and then starts crying 26. The pessimistic person - One who drops a silent one and then runs for cover 27. The eloquent person - One who farts just as much as is necessary 28. The glad person - One who farts the normal amount and is glad about it as he is convinced it is a sign of good health 29. The disgusting person - One who farts and then walks around to disperse it evenly 30. The unlucky person - One whose farts are accompanied by solid matter. . It's a small world and it smells bad!