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To: SBerglowe who wrote (10082)	6/1/1999 1:45:00 PM
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Subject: The Top 25 Country Songs... 1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye. 2. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her heart Was Pure. 3. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 4. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling. 5. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal. 6. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You. 7. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well. 8. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better. 9. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win. 10. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight. 11. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like Having You Here. 12. I Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back Cryin' Over you. 13. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You. 14. If I Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now. 15. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head). 16. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You. 17. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him. 18. Please Bypass This Heart. 19. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger. 20. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat. 21. Yo're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly. 22. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me. 23. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles. 24. She's Looking Better After Every Beer. 25. I Never Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.