To: Druss who wrote (6770 ) 6/3/1999 12:48:00 AM From: Blue On Black Respond to of 12754
Druss - Bane of Humanity Make up? Make up? Moi? Actually, I have hesitated to go there on the cotton-mouth story....but since you mentioned it... As expected, Druss is a little lax in southern etiquette . Page 16 paragraph 4 clearly states....if you fool around and catch a cotton-mouth, it is incumbent upon the catcher to turn loose his own damn snake... Southerners know better than to play with snakes that are poisonous and ill-tempered....but not Druss. Not that I want to get too deep into the story - but I will hit the high points. Druss was having a good time laying a flyline across the back of a cotton-mouth and enjoying watching the snake express a degree of concern about that line. All well and good....until he sunk a hook into it ....then he wants help. Now, when you hook a snake with a flyrod, you know that you can keep that snake at least 9ft away from your person but that doesn't help you remove the unhappy snake from the hook. Sooooo.....Druss swings it around to my friend...seemingly thinking that my friend would flog the hell out of it. WRONG . My friend, being aware of page 16 paragraph 4, is standing on a stump 15 ft behind Druss. Druss comments that the least that he can do is give Druss a stick so that he can flog the snake. My friend, after consulting page 16 paragraph 4, hops down and picks up a medium stick and a large stick. He hands Druss the medium stick to flog the snake with....and informs Druss that the big stick is the one that he will flog Druss with if he gets the snake anywhere near him . I'll leave the rest of the story for Druss. He seemed mildly offended that no help was forthcoming from my friend or I but we were clearly bound by rules of etiquette. Shortly thereafter, a cotton-mouth slithered from between Druss' legs as he walked to the next hole. A human being...or Druss, at any rate...can achieve planing speed on foot and skip across water. Then they recognized him as a kindred spirit.... lee