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To: treetopflier who wrote (2205)	6/4/1999 1:36:00 AM
From: Karin	Respond to of 2733

A young man got a job in a local pickle factory. The older fellows he worked with were always teasing him and daring him to put his ##### in the pickle slicer. Finally, not being able to take the ribbing and taunts any longer, he said he would do it. No sooner had he put his ##### in the pickle slicer than the foreman caught him and fired him on the spot. He went home and his wife asked why he was home so early. He said, "Well the guys have been making my life miserable by teasing me and daring me to put my ##### in the pickle slicer. So today I thought I would shut them up and do it. The foreman caught me and he fired me." She was very concerned, but he assured her that everything was normal and in workable condition. She said, "Well if you're okay, did anything happen to the pickle slicer?" "Oh", he answered, "she was fired too."

To: treetopflier who wrote (2205)	6/4/1999 1:38:00 AM
From: Karin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 2733

One day little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle? Wait until Christmas." Christmas came around, and Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry about that .. Ask me again some other time." Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving. The boy said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and heard you say that you were pulling out, and mommy said that you should wait because she was coming too, and I'll be DAMNED if I get stuck with an $80,000 mortgage

To: treetopflier who wrote (2205)	6/4/1999 1:40:00 AM
From: Karin	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 2733

A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. She rushed in and said, 'What is it, honey?' He told her to run and get the bible as soon as possible. Being a religious woman, she thought this was a good idea. She ran and got it, prepared to read him his favorite verse or something of the sort. He snatched it from her and began quickly scanning pages, his eyes darting right and left. The wife was curious. 'what are you doing, honey?' she asked. 'I'm looking for loopholes!' he shouted.