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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10132)	6/4/1999 1:00:00 PM
From: Barney	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

You must have been absent 72 days ago: #reply-8490741 Attendance will count in your final grade. You may post another joke for extra credit though. I think I was there that day, but just brain dead. This additional offering might be another case.... but if so,,,,,,,,I'll just have to keep trying until.............I CAN GET THIS DARN THING RIGHT!! LOL ....LOL.....LOL.....LOL............ A couple met at Myrtle Beach and fell in love. They were discussing how they would continue their relationship after their vacations were over. "It's only fair to warn you Linda." he said. "I'm a golf nut. I live...eat... sleep... and breathe golf." "Well..." Linda said, "since you're being honest, so will I. I'm a hooker." "I see." he said pensively. Then, he smiled and said...."It's probably because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball."