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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (10178)	6/6/1999 4:27:00 PM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Peter you should work on a Y2K version of the birthday calculator. As for women complaining about men's aim, if you were to take over the job of aiming it would probably solve the problem.

To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (10178)	6/6/1999 6:22:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

John asks his wife, Mary, what she wants to celebrate their 40th wedding anniversary. "Would you like a new mink coat?" he asks. "Not really," says Mary. "Well how about a new Mercedes sports car?" says John. "No," she responds. "What about a new vacation home in the country?" he suggests. She again rejects his offer with a "No thanks." "Well what would you like for your anniversary?" John asks. "John, I'd like a divorce," answers Mary. "Sorry, I wasn't planning to spend that much," says John.