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The Non-Political Joke Thread

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1005	Cute OJ I have to admit to the sagas of a former President having enticed me ba	Peter Dierks	-	3/2/2006
1004	Peter, Yes, I picked up on your clever OJ. <g> Yes, much of my current an	Lady Lurksalot	-	3/2/2006
1003	If we revive the punishment subject, then unsuspecting users will not have puns	Peter Dierks	-	3/2/2006
1002	Peter, oops, forgot my OJ in my reply to your post. - Holly OJ How many doctor	Lady Lurksalot	-	3/2/2006
1001	J.B.C. Practicing for The Big One, are we? <g> - Holly OJ Network admins	Lady Lurksalot	-	3/2/2006
1000	GRUB OJ: A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her	J.B.C.	-	3/2/2006
999	Peter, That's good! Really good! I am ever amazed at the cleverness of som	Lady Lurksalot	-	3/2/2006
998	A friend's respons to your pun: <i>A mother complained to her doctor a	Peter Dierks	-	3/2/2006
997	An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young gir	Lady Lurksalot	-	3/2/2006
996	A young boy asked his mother, "Mom, do all fairy tales begin with, "On	Lady Lurksalot	-	3/2/2006
995	A husband leans over to his wife in a bar and says, "Do you remember the fi	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
994	After a long day at work, a man realized it was his anniversary. He raced to Vic	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
993	A rabbi gets in front of his congregation and says that he is leaving to go to a	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
992	It was little Johnny's first day in a new school, so his father walked up th	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
991	Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, "I	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
990	A man takes his stepdaughter to the free clinic. He tells the doctor, "My s	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
989	Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that she wants to	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
988	An extremely ugly woman walks into a store with her two kids. The man at the cou	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
987	Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? . . . . . A. Marry her.	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
986	Q. How do you make your wife scream while having sex? . . . . . . . . A. Call he	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
985	Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and	Lady Lurksalot	-	3/1/2006
984	Old age comes at a bad time. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.	Lady Lurksalot	-	3/1/2006
983	I was talking to a friend the other day and told him I had brought my wife a dia	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
982	These two Jewish men are sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusive	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
981	Maurie was not having a good day on the golf course. After he missed a twelve in	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006

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