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The Non-Political Joke Thread
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1080Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where dmph-3/17/2006
1079LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good one! -------------------------------------Lazarus_Long-3/17/2006
1078You sure that trader's dog didn't have a J.D.? ========================Lazarus_Long-3/17/2006
1077good one, Laz. Just pmailed you one I think you'll like. OJ Investment banmph-3/17/2006
1076No, that's stupidity. Bucko is now swinging by his a$$. ===================Lazarus_Long-3/17/2006
1075Awesome. Fluffy sounds like my own Foo Foo.The Rabbit-3/17/2006
1074Laz, I found this and thought of you. <g> I generally try to rock screamLady Lurksalot-3/17/2006
1073Attorney question to witness: Is there a difference between a reconditioned andLady Lurksalot-3/17/2006
1072An extremely ugly woman walks into a store with her two kids. The man at the couJagfan-3/17/2006
1071Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? . . . . . . . . A. Marry her. Jagfan-3/17/2006
1070At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attackedJagfan-3/17/2006
1069A woman walks into a vet's waiting room, dragging a wet rabbit on a leash. &Jagfan-3/17/2006
1068O.J. used to play football. Now it looks like he played sock-her as well. =====Lazarus_Long-3/16/2006
1067Laz, Nice Battle of Hastings grub! - Holly OJ A priest is driving down to New YLady Lurksalot-3/16/2006
1066LOL!!! Perfect reply! :-)Lazarus_Long-3/16/2006
1065NEW WORDS TO AN OLD DYLAN SONG How many roads must a man drive down Before heLady Lurksalot-3/16/2006
1064A woman longed for the pitter-patter of little feet, so she got a dog. It was chLady Lurksalot-3/16/2006
1063There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty intereJagfan-3/16/2006
1062She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast. He walks in and she Lady Lurksalot-3/16/2006
1061In a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulenceJagfan-3/16/2006
1060Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing Jagfan-3/16/2006
1059What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? . . . . . . . Nothing, you alreaJagfan-3/16/2006
1058"Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "WiJagfan-3/16/2006
1057There was an ad in the newspaper here recently, it said; "Wife and Dog missJagfan-3/16/2006
1056Laz, Well, maybe not to you. <g> OJ: Is poisoned coffee grounds for divoLady Lurksalot-3/16/2006
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