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1090Why don't blondes wear miniskirts in San Francisco? Their b@lls show.The Rabbit-6/10/2008
1089What's the best thing about ****ing a transvestite? Reaching around the froTomato-6/10/2008
1088A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. WhTomato-6/4/2008
1087A man asked a lawyer for his fee. He was told it was $1000 for three questions.Asymmetric-6/2/2008
1086Two guys are sitting at a restaurant and a hippy woman wearing a short skirt coTomato-5/30/2008
1085A woman gives birth to a baby, and afterwards, the doctor comes in, and he saysTomato-5/29/2008
108413 Pickup Lines That Might Get You Killed 1. If you and I were squirrels, coulTomato-5/29/2008
1083Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into Tomato-5/29/2008
1082Two lesbians decide to have a child. and go to a private adoption agency. Tomato-5/28/2008
108125 Question Sex Test for Rednecks 1. A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True oTomato-5/28/2008
1080Why aren't rednecks circumcised? They need a place to put the tobacco whenTomato-5/28/2008
1079[graphic] thelastofthefew.blogspot.comTimF-5/27/2008
1078George W. Bush, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates were called in by God. God informTomato-5/27/2008
1077A brunette, redhead, and a blonde are talking when the brunette says,"I wasTomato-5/26/2008
1076Real Song Titles 1)She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 2)Get Your Tongue OuTomato-5/25/2008
1075This is a collection of actual [yeah, sure] student bloopers collected by teacheTomato-5/25/2008
1074What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer? A cTomato-5/18/2008
1073skippyslist.comTimF-5/17/2008
1072dilbert.comTimF-5/13/2008
1071Very clever evolution of female facial features... glumbert.comCage Rattler-5/13/2008
1070What's the official dessert of the San Antonio Spurs? / / / / / PiTomato-5/11/2008
1069Took me a minute to get that second one -- I'm a little slow this morning -stan_hughes-5/1/2008
1068Way I heard that one was it was an elderly Jewish gentleman who was lying near dHigh Grader-4/30/2008
1067A man is struck by a bus on a busy street. He is lying near death on the sidewaTomato-4/29/2008
1066When your having a bad day just think, you could be a Siamese twin stuck to yourTomato-4/29/2008
1065A wife went in to see a therapist and said, "I've got a big problem, doTomato-4/28/2008
1064A little girl came running into the house crying her eyes out and cradling heTomato-4/26/2008
1063I went grocery shopping recently while not being altogether sure that said coursPappaJohn-4/25/2008
1062Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year MorTomato-4/25/2008
1061Forgive me Father. "Father, it has been one month since my last confession.Tomato-4/23/2008
1060A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex iTomato-4/22/2008
1059Message 24501803Tomato-4/16/2008
1058good thing he didn't say F###High Grader-4/12/2008
1057It was entertainment night at the senior center, and the Amazing Claude was toppCage Rattler-4/11/2008
1056I do not think age would have much influence; however, training might. Some norCage Rattler-4/9/2008
1055Both is us here just tried it and you're right, your foot goes the other waystan_hughes-4/9/2008
1054Good going -- the reflex was activated during that "instant." It woulCage Rattler-4/8/2008
1053 I guess my wiring is messed up. <g> I observed closely, and this timTimF-4/8/2008
1052You are assuming of course that he was refering to the outcome that didnt happenBob Bryenton-4/8/2008
1051I might suggest you ensure your foot is moving <B>clockwise</B> as yCage Rattler-4/8/2008
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