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1158	Flight 1234," the control tower advised, " turn right 45 degrees for	P.S.N.	-	1/15/1999
1157	Ben & Jerry's new Presidential flavors: Scandalberry, Tubby Bubba, Subp	P.S.N.	-	1/15/1999
1156	Barney, most of your recent spate of postings on humor are quite funny. I inten	EddieMacG	-	1/15/1999
1155	What's the definition of mixed emotions? When you see your mother-in-law ba	Barney	-	1/14/1999
1154	The Penis Tax.............. The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed	Barney	-	1/14/1999
1153	Dave Barry's 17 things it took him 50 years to learn: 1. The badness of a	Barney	-	1/14/1999
1152	A man entered a pun contest sponsored by the local newspaper. He picked his be	Barney	-	1/14/1999
1151	The Rules Of Writing 1. Verbs HAS to agree with their subjects. 2. Preposition	Barney	-	1/14/1999
1150	Here are some real "Warning Labels" and "Packaging Instructions&	Barney	-	1/14/1999
1149	"I have six locks on my door all in a row," explained comic Elayne Bo	Barney	-	1/14/1999
1148	One-liners for that special occasion 1. Well, this day was a total waste of	John Messbauer	-	1/14/1999
1147	<i>PERJURY "JUST ABOUT FOOTBALL" IS NOT AN INDICTABLE OFFENSE &	Barney	-	1/14/1999
1146	I was watching an episode of Family Feud, and it was a "vocation" epi	The Rabbit	-	1/13/1999
1145	This is from an actual trial in the UK. > > A young woman who was several	Barney	-	1/13/1999
1144	Here are some actual answers from contestants who have appeared on that wonderf	Barney	-	1/13/1999
1143	A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of t	Barney	-	1/13/1999
1142	A Scotsman was shipwrecked and finally washed ashore on a small island. As he	Barney	-	1/13/1999
1141	Three women escaped from prison. One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a b	Jack Colton	-	1/13/1999
1140	So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club.&qu	Peter S. Maroulis	-	1/13/1999
1139	Subject: The final word on urban legends > I know this guy whose neighbor	Barney	-	1/12/1999
1138	Here's a tip. Next time someone asks you to "count the Fs" or si	David Miller	-	1/11/1999
1137	A few more before I head off to sleep... Thanks for the laffs :) ============	Hart	-	1/11/1999
1136	A quick test Don't cheat! Read this sentence: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE-	Hart	-	1/11/1999
1135	Ok. This HAM SANDWICH walks into the bar and says.. "Barkeeper .. Giv	Hart	-	1/11/1999
1134	Some time ago, there was this artist, who worked from a studio in his home. He	Peter S. Maroulis	-	1/10/1999

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