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Pastimes
PUNS - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
An SI Board Since May 1997
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119 Tomato, I am pleased as pulp and rosy red to seeded you are not in the soup buLady Lurksalot-7/16/1997
118 Alex, Bev, Alex, whenever I type at the keyboard now I think of Caroline andTomato-7/16/1997
117 Tequila and prune juice - a Mex-LaxJacques Chitte-7/16/1997
116 Yes but.... Tomato, Yes, but it was just a "little" frog.... VooDoCrocodile-7/16/1997
115 And speaking of frogs, Kermit and Ms. Piggy were in bed together. The phone raTomato-7/16/1997
114 Well, actually...... Tomato, Actually, the real difference is... that if youCrocodile-7/16/1997
113 Speaking of frogs.... What's the difference between a frog and a horny toaTomato-7/16/1997
112 Last night when I was... Tomato, Last night when I was working in my garden, Crocodile-7/16/1997
111 On Public Radio today: "A man is only as old as the woman he feels."Tomato-7/16/1997
110 Yes, she did. But Grandmother D. said also that if you dwink all that stwuff aLady Lurksalot-7/15/1997
109 Screwdriver? Your grandmother tell you about that? Prune juice and vodka - aTomato-7/15/1997
108 Exxon-ly, Tomato! It was a regular shame, you know, because he was charged a sLady Lurksalot-7/14/1997
107 Is that like the guy who went to the gas station and pumped Ethel, then he got Tomato-7/14/1997
106 Nah, wouldn't do that. That is its stil-best-rol, but it can be diethyl.Lady Lurksalot-7/14/1997
105 I'm gland you're taking the thyroid and not a testosterone of the EmergTomato-7/14/1997
104 Or scotched and whiskeyed away! "You take the high road and I'll takeLady Lurksalot-7/14/1997
103 Glad you're sticking to the high road in your puns. If I were punning in STomato-7/14/1997
102 El Camino? Real? Were I to ask you whatever happened to chivalry, I do not belLady Lurksalot-7/14/1997
101 Here I am in my El Camino. No, sur, I like Chevys, but not restaurants on wheTomato-7/14/1997
100 Ah, Tomato, beware of false prophets, for they are the ones before taxes. BTW,Lady Lurksalot-7/13/1997
99 After today's party, you should be able to pyramid your profits. 99 out ofTomato-7/13/1997
98 Um. . .a, you're close. Berry close. Actually, I was part owner in an oldLady Lurksalot-7/13/1997
97 I've been trying to figure out your screen name story. I think I've goTomato-7/13/1997
96 This should be another very successful venture for the SI founders. After all,Lady Lurksalot-7/13/1997
95 I understand that the SI founders are thinking of building a Bridge of SI'sTomato-7/13/1997
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