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PUNS - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
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Inspired by the Mongolian Gold thread and the godawful puns that are going around there, I thought SI should have its own pun thread. Will the thread unravel or become part of the fabric of SI? Will it add spice to life? Only thyme will tell.

Tomato
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269Czech Lawyer Bear With Me A very wealthy lawyer vacationed for several weeks eHonor First-3/9/2012
268know what herb would taste nice with this," said Tom sagely. "You long-gone-7/15/2009
267AUTOMOTIVE AIR CONDITIONING It was a sweltering August day when the Greenbelong-gone-7/15/2009
266punmaster.com Check out the famous quotesSIer formerly known as Joe B.-12/17/2008
265That one went over really big at the dog park this morning! What do you call a SIer formerly known as Joe B.-5/7/2008
264Sheltie keep going with these puns?Honor First-4/15/2007
263<i>Does anyone remember when the first all white Dalmatian dog was spottedHonor First-4/15/2007
262 Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot throughout the countryside so often that his feeCreighton C. Smith-12/15/1998
261 I used to work in an orange juice factory, until I got canned. Yeah, > theyTomato-11/10/1998
260 Can't go there. I always wanted to be a veterinarian and now I are one. BLady Lurksalot-10/6/1998
259 Yes, at Hearst and Shattuck. Good charcoal broiled burgers with unfriendly serTomato-10/6/1998
258 Well, I hope you don't bawk and chicken out. <Oscar Burgers is over mLady Lurksalot-10/6/1998
257 I feel henpecked. Maybe I'll go to Oscar Burgers. Tomato-10/6/1998
256 That's a real harper! But I'll give you some leeway.Lady Lurksalot-10/6/1998
255 Tequila Mockingbird? Tomato-10/6/1998
254 But will you be wasted with the tequila sunrise?Lady Lurksalot-10/6/1998
253 Margaritaville, perhaps? Tomato-10/6/1998
252 Or you could perhaps say it's a Buffett zone.Lady Lurksalot-10/6/1998
251 Grrrrroooooan... I was thinking of posting something about Warren Buffett'sTomato-10/6/1998
250 Have you ever had the experience of parking in a one hour zone, inserting the cLady Lurksalot-10/6/1998
249 Hey Tomato! I was just thinking of reviving this thread. I got a really goodLady Lurksalot-10/6/1998
248 Oh my gosh, my golly, what ever happened to Holly? Can all depend on her? Tomato-10/6/1998
247 Puns are not good, bad or ugly, they are just puns. Stan (no pun extended)Stan-9/3/1998
246 There will be a Starr in the east, and blood and Gore will be all that is left Tomato-8/31/1998
245 Yes, Michael bowed the rote assured, and they locked the barnicle after the hoLady Lurksalot-8/31/1998
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