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The Non-Political Joke Thread
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1205Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City shJagfan-3/25/2006
1204P = The problem logged by the pilot. S = The solution logged by the mechanic. PJagfan-3/24/2006
1203High-performance jet fighter, fully armed with missiles, guns. ECM equipment, frJagfan-3/24/2006
1202The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and againstJagfan-3/24/2006
1201Aircraft: Edwards, this is Viper two seven Juliet. Low on fuel, request straigKen Adams-3/24/2006
1200USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their huJagfan-3/24/2006
1199An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew tJagfan-3/24/2006
1198I started taking flying lessons in January. Flying is easy, it's the landingJagfan-3/24/2006
1197I suspect that was part of the joke....mph-3/24/2006
1196His home town knew him as "Pinkie"? I'm thinking it should have bKen Adams-3/24/2006
1195scrappleface.commph-3/24/2006
1194Good luck with that. I didn't learn to fly while in the Marine Corps, but gKen Adams-3/24/2006
1193A pilot turned a plane in to the shop with a complaint that read "UnfamiliaLady Lurksalot-3/23/2006
1192Oral, Funny, back in my youth in the previous century, I wanted to be a flight Lady Lurksalot-3/23/2006
1191If you are interested in flying, buy X-Plane, by Laminer Research. A pilot frienCarolyn-3/23/2006
1190Wonderful! I'm a pilot wannabe. It's my one regret from the military iOral Roberts-3/23/2006
1189On a stormy flight aboard a Boeing aircraft, an off-duty airline stewardess is sLady Lurksalot-3/23/2006
1188The three worst things to hear in the cockpit: The second officer says, "OhOral Roberts-3/23/2006
1187The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and, a good bowOral Roberts-3/23/2006
1186Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we never left one up there!Oral Roberts-3/23/2006
1185You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3. (Paul F. CrickmOral Roberts-3/23/2006
1184A DC-10 had come in a little hot and thus had an exceedingly long roll out afterThe Rabbit-3/23/2006
1183I was a Pan Am 727 Flight Engineer waiting for start clearance in Munich, GermanSofaSpud-3/23/2006
1182A DC-10 had an exceedingly long roll out after landing with his approach speed jSofaSpud-3/23/2006
1181Ken, I too have seen that joke with lots funnier meat on its bones. Maybe you cLady Lurksalot-3/23/2006
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