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The Non-Political Joke Thread

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1230	Tommy O’Connor goes to confession and says, "Forgive me, Father, for I have	Jagfan	-	4/3/2006
1229	Two men are talking in the bar sharing their sob stories. One man says, "I	Jagfan	-	4/3/2006
1228	And then twice every century thereafter? OJ: Two hillbillies walk into a bar	George Coyne	-	4/3/2006
1227	Won't it happen at 1:02 pm also?	Jagfan	-	4/3/2006
1226	Think about this one.. On Wednesday at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00	Cage Rattler	-	4/3/2006
1225	A minister told his friend, Rabbi Goldman, "Last night, I dreamed of the Je	Jagfan	-	4/3/2006
1224	A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor	Jagfan	-	4/3/2006
1223	At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants w	Lady Lurksalot	-	4/3/2006
1222	My college guidance counselor told me my aptitude test results revealed that I c	Lady Lurksalot	-	4/3/2006
1221	everal nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.	Jagfan	-	4/2/2006
1220	One morning a man comes into the church on crutches. He stops in front of the ho	Jagfan	-	4/2/2006
1219	My girlfriend is weird. Just the other day, she asked me, "If you could kno	Jagfan	-	4/2/2006
1218	A woman visited a psychic of some local repute. In a dark and gloomy room, gazi	Lady Lurksalot	-	4/1/2006
1217	A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earrin	Jagfan	-	3/31/2006
1216	A SUMMER HOME The devil wanted a place on earth Sort of a summer home A place t	Lady Lurksalot	-	3/30/2006
1215	Pedro was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting	Jagfan	-	3/30/2006
1214	Doug was describing a 30-pound bass he'd caught recently, after fighting it	Jagfan	-	3/30/2006
1213	Jagfan, Isn't everybody supposed to groan after a pun like that? 8^)	haqihana	-	3/29/2006
1212	While they were taking up the collection, John leaned forward and said, "He	Jagfan	-	3/29/2006
1211	Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truc	Jagfan	-	3/29/2006
1210	Little Peter and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are i	Peter Dierks	-	3/28/2006
1209	On the phone with a golf buddy who has asked him to play, a guy says: "I am	Jagfan	-	3/28/2006
1208	A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'll	Jagfan	-	3/27/2006
1207	Jon bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor sugg	Jagfan	-	3/27/2006
1206	And yet another clear indication of who is the smarter sex: A woman and a man g	Lady Lurksalot	-	3/25/2006

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