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The Non-Political Joke Thread

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1355	Never criticize a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes, When you are a	Jagfan	-	6/2/2006
1354	A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: &q	Jagfan	-	6/2/2006
1353	Two Iraqi spies met in a busy restaurant after they had successfully slipped int	Jagfan	-	5/31/2006
1352	After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her hu	Jagfan	-	5/31/2006
1351	My daughter was doing a project on 70's rock groups, and she asked me to nam	Jagfan	-	5/31/2006
1350	A young banker decided to get his first tailor made suit. So he went to the fine	Jagfan	-	5/30/2006
1349	How To Prepare Chicken... A waiter asks a man, “May I take your order, sir?”	arno	-	5/27/2006
1348	A Lady walked into a Lexus dealership to browse, and spotted the most beautiful,	arno	-	5/25/2006
1347	Three old timers were relating their most exciting experiences. The first, a ret	Jagfan	-	5/25/2006
1346	An elderly woman walked into the local country church. The friendly usher greete	Jagfan	-	5/25/2006
1345	St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan propos	Jagfan	-	5/25/2006
1344	A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when an unfortunate	Jagfan	-	5/22/2006
1343	After being laid off from five different jobs in four months, Arnold was hired b	Jagfan	-	5/22/2006
1342	Subject: Blondes are not that stupid......... Dear Diary, Last year I replaced	arno	-	5/21/2006
1341	I went into the 7-11 gas station today and asked for five dollars worth of gas.	Jagfan	-	5/21/2006
1340	A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates t	Jagfan	-	5/20/2006
1339	A very unattractive, mean actin' woman walks into Walmart with her two kids.	Proud_Infidel	-	5/19/2006
1338	One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter too	Jagfan	-	5/19/2006
1337	"So," Jane asked the detective she had hired. "Did you trail my h	Jagfan	-	5/18/2006
1336	Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double	Jagfan	-	5/18/2006
1335	Beertits, huh?...My name used to be saltydogthighbutt, but with advancing age it	Sedohr Nod	-	5/16/2006
1334	In a small cathedral, a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he w	Jagfan	-	5/16/2006
1333	A guy walked into a pub and immediately noticed a young lady at the bar on her o	Jagfan	-	5/16/2006
1332	An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spi	Jagfan	-	5/16/2006
1331	Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they wer	Jagfan	-	5/16/2006

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