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The Non-Political Joke Thread
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1680One of my favorites; this one's older than most dirt. "Irina, how are Jacques Chitte-10/24/2007
1679A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contLazarus_Long-10/24/2007
1678how many times you gonna fire me? "As often as necessary until you behave!&Lazarus_Long-10/24/2007
1677He's older than I thought...:-)mph-10/20/2007
1676Laz, how many times you gonna fire me? "As often as necessary until you beLady Lurksalot-10/18/2007
1675<i>how many times you gonna fire me?</i> As often as necessary untilLazarus_Long-10/18/2007
1674Hey, Laz, how many times you gonna fire me? You married my mother? That's Lady Lurksalot-10/18/2007
1673YOU'RE FIRED! "I married your mother because I wanted children, imaginLazarus_Long-10/10/2007
1672Mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender sneers,"we dont serve your kind indeeno-9/27/2007
1671What's the last thing that goes though a bugs mind when he hits your windshilongnshort-9/27/2007
1670How do you stop a bull from charging? Take away his credit cardLady Lurksalot-9/27/2007
1669Headline: Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan.Lady Lurksalot-9/27/2007
1668The ship was sinking and four sailors were able to get a lifeboat into the waterLady Lurksalot-9/27/2007
1667There's a fire at a circus, a man Sees the flames and devises a plan The heaLady Lurksalot-9/27/2007
1666Deeno, ROFLOL!! OJ from the pun gun If you broke the law of gravity, would you Lady Lurksalot-9/27/2007
1665A wonderous bird is the pelican Whose mouth can hold more than his belican He caThe Rabbit-9/26/2007
1664stop punning! grimmy.com gocomics.comdeeno-9/26/2007
1663Alas for the death of Hugh Hannity Whose boat was capsized by a manatee When tLady Lurksalot-9/26/2007
1662Laz, you should know by now that punning is its own reword. OJ Time between slLady Lurksalot-9/26/2007
1661Two biologists are in the field following the tracks of a radio-collared grizzlyLazarus_Long-9/26/2007
1660OH, GAWD! WHAT HAVE I DONE? HAVE MERCY ON ME! OJ: The devil visited a lawyerLazarus_Long-9/26/2007
1659The Director of the Boston Aquarium explained her problem to the Head of BiologyDNA-Jock-9/26/2007
16581. Was this the time they ran a carrier aground in SF Bay? 2. Do you expect usLazarus_Long-9/25/2007
1657We heard you the first time! :-)Lazarus_Long-9/25/2007
1656he was a buddy of my dad, I met him a couple of times as a kidlongnshort-9/21/2007
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