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170Then there was the Polish guy who wouldn't let his wife go fishing with the Tomato-7/14/2003
169Why do women scratch their eyes when they get up in the morning? Because they dTomato-7/14/2003
168Why did God create booze? So ugly women could get laid, too.Tomato-7/14/2003
167Why did God create women? Because sheep can't cook.Tomato-7/14/2003
166Tomato, I wouldn't touch that with <i><b>your</b></i&Frank A. Coluccio-7/14/2003
165Then there was the Jewish Princess who thought fucking and sucking were cities iTomato-7/14/2003
164Thumbs up to you, David. Good pointer.Frank A. Coluccio-7/14/2003
163Methinks he was missing said finger. <g>David Lawrence-7/14/2003
162The author of that joke missed a great opportunity. It should have read: "Frank A. Coluccio-7/14/2003
161The two little old ladies had been very long-time close friends. But being old-Doug Coughlan-7/14/2003
160A marksman invited his friend the Microsoft tech to go target shooting with him Don Earl17/14/2003
159A little prospector wearing clean new shoes walked into a saloon. A big Texan sOral Roberts-7/14/2003
158A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfuDavid Lawrence-7/14/2003
157An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the the artist,David Lawrence-7/14/2003
156A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She says to the salesman, "I Cage Rattler-7/14/2003
155A New York business man, tired of the city, moved to Australia to get away from Don Earl-7/13/2003
154What do the Germans call a brassiere? ShtopemfromfloppinDoug Coughlan-7/13/2003
153This couple was making out in Brooklyn, getting more and more passionate until tTomato-7/13/2003
152What's red and white and has 7 dents? Snow White's cherry.Tomato-7/13/2003
151What's the difference between a Polish girl and a bowling ball? A. You can David Lawrence-7/12/2003
150Then there's the prop joke (I love prop jokes) where you ask the tellee to gTomato-7/12/2003
149I'd always heard that one as, "What's a toast to a German virgin&quTomato-7/12/2003
148What did the prostitute say to the sneezing sailor? Goesintight.David Lawrence-7/12/2003
147Nothing Happened.David Lawrence-7/12/2003
146What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip. Why was the gigolo witTomato-7/12/2003
145plughGreen Receipt-7/12/2003
144A man and his wife were about to celebrate 50 years together. Their three kids,Doug Coughlan-7/12/2003
143This one is very un-p.c. but I can tell it because I'm Mexican...well, I'Tomato-7/12/2003
142Why did God give women vaginas (I'd say pussies, but I wouldn't want to Tomato-7/12/2003
141Why did the little Polish/favorite-minority-to-slander girl put a fish in her paTomato-7/12/2003
140Sure you can. Didn't you hear about the British campers who were stranded oSelectric II-7/12/2003
139Like the difference between roast beef and pea soup. You can roast beef but youHigh Grader-7/11/2003
138The all time top soup rejected forcefully. Cream of wiener soup. One day the cHigh Grader-7/11/2003
137Hey, thanks, Joe. Don't go. You have to feed the monster you've unleashStan-7/11/2003
136I have, I did, and I do. It's all very clear to me now... the gain needs to David Lawrence-7/11/2003
135I can't post personal information on SI, but if you want to see a photo of JThe Philosopher-7/11/2003
134Well, we can always move on to elephant jokes. How do you know that an elephantThe Philosopher-7/11/2003
133And if someone breaks the rules, what are you going to do about? Suspend them? Joe Lyddon-7/11/2003
132Stan, that was funny! I've been trying to see a rock slide for years! I'Joe Lyddon-7/11/2003
131You got the last chat. Not fair. You know you are a red-neck when you are stillAllen J. Tower-7/11/2003
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