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1770Q. Why did Obama wait so long to release his birth certificate? A. He didnaverage joe78/1/2011
1769Barack Obama has reportedly started holding a weekly séance in the Oval Offaverage joe78/1/2011
1768Q. Why does Obama always oppose Israel? A. Because he's an alumnus of theaverage joe78/1/2011
1767Barack O'Bama is now claiming that Ireland is his ancestral home. Kenya beliaverage joe78/1/2011
1766Q. Why can't the National Weather Service name a hurricane after Obama? Aaverage joe78/1/2011
1765It was recently reported in the news that the President had been accidentally loaverage joe78/1/2011
1764Obama was leaving the country club golf course when he was accosted by an armed average joe78/1/2011
1763 Q. What Bruce Springsteen song always makes Obama grin? A. “Born in the U.Saverage joe78/1/2011
1762President Obama decided to do one of his public addresses against the backdrop oaverage joe78/1/2011
1761 Q. What do you call the most powerful Muslim in the world? A. The Presidentaverage joe68/1/2011
1760You have reached the office of the President of the United States. President Obaaverage joe78/1/2011
1759Barack Obama's Budget Rules... 1. If Obama calls deficit spending an inveaverage joe78/1/2011
1758The Obama administration is the meth lab of democracy.average joe78/1/2011
1757Q. How does President Obama intend to fix America's path to citizenship for average joe78/1/2011
1756Have you heard about the new Obama Happy Meal for kids at McDonalds? It comes wiaverage joe88/1/2011
1755Next year, 2011, Groundhog Day and Obama's State of the Union address will oaverage joe78/1/2011
1754Q. What is the difference between Jimmy Carter and Barack Obama? A. Jimmy is taverage joe78/1/2011
1753Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, felaverage joe98/1/2011
1752Q. What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens? A. Undocumented Democrats.average joe78/1/2011
1751Obama wants two new faces carved on Mount Rushmore. His.average joe88/1/2011
1750Q. What's the only thing thinner than Barack Obama's résumé? average joe78/1/2011
1749Barack Obama's Top Ten Pick-Up Lines 10. Nobody can stuff a ballot box liaverage joe78/1/2011
1748Barack Obama, Sarah Palin and Joe Biden were trapped on a desert island with no average joe88/1/2011
1747When they called the roll in the Senate, Obama didn't know whether to answeraverage joe78/1/2011
1746The Obama administration wants a new simplified tax form that will be idiot prooaverage joe78/1/2011
1745When General McChrystal went to President Obama to turn in his resignation, Baraaverage joe88/1/2011
1744Q. Why is Obama claiming that we're not in a Depression? A. He isn't average joe88/1/2011
1743Obama has a new plan to save American jobs. He and Michelle are going to personaaverage joe78/1/2011
1742Under ObamaCare pizzas will get to your house faster than an ambulances.average joe88/1/2011
1741Q. What's the difference between Barack Obama and a government bond? A. average joe98/1/2011
1740Barack Obama and Joe Biden are proof that two wrongs don't make a right.average joe98/1/2011
1739It’s a ‘recession’ when your neighbor loses his job; it’s a ‘depression’ when yoaverage joe78/1/2011
1738Strange Lincoln - Obama Coincidences 1) Lincoln was elected in 1860, Obama waaverage joe98/1/2011
1737Obama has ordered that the term "Islamic Radicalism" be removed from naverage joe78/1/2011
1736Barack got his ObamaCare votes the old fashioned way. He bought 'em.average joe78/1/2011
1735The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. average joe78/1/2011
1734Obama is looking forward to retirement, so that he'll finally have the time average joe78/1/2011
1733Everyone who believes that ObamaCare will work is entitled to free psychologicalaverage joe78/1/2011
1732Q. Why is the healthcare plan called ObamaCare instead of ObamaCares? A. Becaverage joe78/1/2011
1731Obama just gave America a trillion dollar budget deficit. Let's hope he neveaverage joe78/1/2011
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