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The Non-Political Joke Thread

An SI Board Since July 2004

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180	Epilogue to last joke. Suddenly, the storm abated and the turbulence ceased. Th	mph	-	7/27/2004
179	WHY THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS DIFFICULT TO LEARN! 1) The bandage was wound aroun	redfish	-	7/27/2004
178	A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people show up for the	Jagfan	-	7/27/2004
177	A passenger plane on a cross-country trip runs into a terrible storm. The plane	Jagfan	-	7/27/2004
176	A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. The	Jagfan	-	7/27/2004
175	The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck	redfish	-	7/27/2004
174	An Irishman, a Italian and a redneck were doing construction work on the scaffol	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
173	Hey, you can be ANYTHING you want. They don't ask IQ when you apply for SI	Lazarus_Long	-	7/26/2004
172	A redneck has five bucks and is horny, so he thinks to himself, "Maybe I	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
171	A Sex Test for Rednecks A menstrual cycle has three wheels. True or False Asph	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
170	In a small Texas town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great s	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
169	Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed som	Lazarus_Long	-	7/26/2004
168	You're gonna get us ALL shot, you know that, don't you? :-) There wer	Lazarus_Long	-	7/26/2004
167	Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas? They would tell the women to tr	Lazarus_Long	-	7/26/2004
166	I was hoping you thought I was a redneck. :-o I'm quite fond of them. My	ManyMoose	-	7/26/2004
165	A city slicker shoots a duck out in the country. As he’s retrieving it, a farmer	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
164	Hey, I didn't accuse you of anything. :-) Dear Son, I'm writing t	Lazarus_Long	-	7/26/2004
163	A girl from Texas and a girl from New York were seated side by side on an airpla	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
162	A young journalism graduate from Arkansas had gone to work for the New York Time	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
161	What do you call 88 rednecks in an orgy? A family reunion.	Lazarus_Long	-	7/26/2004
160	Well, my dear brother and his lady don't chew, but they both smoke a pipe an	ManyMoose	-	7/26/2004
159	Q: How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? A: Pretty hot.	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
158	An Irishman, a Mexican and a Redneck were doing construction work on scaffolding	redfish	-	7/26/2004
157	A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004
156	At least it got the thread going again! OJ: A son comes home from college to Wes	Jagfan	-	7/26/2004

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