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1933	Rules for a Northerner Movin' South 1. Save all manner of bacon grease. Y	Barney	-	4/6/1999
1932	A little list of "Doc-isms" What doctors say, and what they're re	Barney	-	4/6/1999
1931	A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners who he knew as being	Barney	-	4/6/1999
1930	A man was walking along a California beach when he stumbled across an old	Monty Lenard	-	4/5/1999
1929	USEFUL PHRASES AT WORK: I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stup	Jay	-	4/4/1999
1928	At an Easter mass, at which some young ladies were to take their finals vows t	John Messbauer	-	4/4/1999
1927	34 different ways to annoy people 1. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200	Monty Lenard	-	4/4/1999
1926	Everyone lines up on main street hoping for a personal blessing from the Pope.	John Messbauer	-	4/3/1999
1925	Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the	John Messbauer	-	4/3/1999
1924	Two guys drove to a gas station for a fill-up because they heard about a conte	John Messbauer	-	4/3/1999
1923	Thanks for the laugh. Unfortunately, I am not in the mood to enjoy it right no	Edwarda	-	4/3/1999
1922	Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers happened to be	Jay	-	4/3/1999
1921	Because I'm a Guy... Because I'm a guy, I must hold the television rem	Edwarda	-	4/3/1999
1920	A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examinat	Monty Lenard	-	4/2/1999
1919	A motorcycle patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancin	Jay	-	4/2/1999
1918	A Passover lightness: A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in t	Elmer Flugum	-	4/2/1999
1917	A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hol	MrsNose	-	4/1/1999
1916	Monica walked into a dry cleaning shop and laid a dress on the counter. She sa	Gordon Quickstad	-	4/1/1999
1915	Fun Things to do in a Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. you are going to fail th	Barney	-	4/1/1999
1914	Thoughts to ponder...... What was the best thing before sliced bread? Why doe	Barney	-	4/1/1999
1913	Adam slept over at Rick's house on a Saturday night. Rick told Adam that he	Barney	-	4/1/1999
1912	Except for the red meat and hunting, your point is well taken.	Elmer Flugum	-	4/1/1999
1911	Why Dogs Are Better Than Women Dogs don't cry. Dogs love it when your frie	Barney	-	4/1/1999
1910	Got an address?	Elmer Flugum	-	4/1/1999
1909	These two men walk into a vasectomy clinic for their operation. They were just	Barney	-	4/1/1999

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