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The Non-Political Joke Thread
An SI Board Since July 2004
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230A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the laneLady Lurksalot-7/30/2004
229Okay, Laz, I'm gonna give you a break here and lay off the engineer jokes. Lady Lurksalot-7/30/2004
228You ain't a lawyer, a ya? How the heck did you learn so many lawyer jokes? ManyMoose-7/30/2004
227How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None. "We&Lady Lurksalot-7/29/2004
226HOLLY IS PICKING ON ME! A lawyer is a man who helps you get what is coming to hLazarus_Long-7/29/2004
225You Might Be a Programmer if... you lust for O'Reilly books. you know thatLady Lurksalot-7/29/2004
224Hey, mph, some of us aim to please. <g> Here's more. - Holly ----- ProLady Lurksalot-7/29/2004
223A Mom is driving her little girl to a friend’s house for a play date. “Mommy,” tJagfan-7/29/2004
222GRUB.......This guy sticks his head into a crowded barbershop and asks, "HoJagfan-7/29/2004
221A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store loJagfan-7/29/2004
220A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to thJagfan-7/29/2004
219A priest walks by a hooker, who shouts, ?Hey, father, I?ll give you a blow job fJagfan-7/29/2004
218As the lawyer slowly came out of the anaesthesia after surgery, he said, "Wjimcav-7/29/2004
217A truck driver used to amuse himself by running over lawyers he would see walkinjimcav-7/29/2004
216First lawyer: "You're an unmitigated liar." Second lawyer: "Yjimcav-7/29/2004
215An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called up to him and said, &jimcav-7/29/2004
214There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer jimcav-7/29/2004
213An engineer died and reported to the pearly gates. An intern angel, filling in fjimcav-7/29/2004
212Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At thejimcav-7/29/2004
211An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better tojimcav-7/29/2004
210An engineering student is walking along when a fellow student arrives on a new bjimcav-7/29/2004
209Scientists at NASA have developed a gun built specifically to launch dead chickejimcav-7/29/2004
208Engineer jokes? =========== A Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer and The Rabbit-7/29/2004
207you're my hero<g>mph-7/29/2004
206How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light bulb? NoLady Lurksalot-7/29/2004
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