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An SI Board Since May 1998

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25	There once was a man from Racine Who invented a putting machine But try as he wo	Peter Dierks	-	5/9/2006
24	There once was a man from Racine Who invented a loving machine Both concave and	Peter Dierks	-	5/9/2006
23	Alien Abduction I hope that I never again, Cross paths with those little gray m	Father Terrence	-	5/8/2006
22	At his wedding a young man named Bing, Was arrested for flashing his thing, But	Father Terrence	-	5/8/2006
21	Old Age A senile old fellow of Lowing, Said, "The signs of my age are show	Father Terrence	-	5/8/2006
20	A Sad, Sad Tale. . . Under the sands of Khartum, Lies a horseman in a stone tom	Father Terrence	-	5/8/2006
19	<b>ABUSING THE BODY POLITIC</b> The electorate's degenerating,	Father Terrence	-	5/8/2006
18	In Del Mar, our dear friend Miss Hill, Will try <i>anything</i> for	Father Terrence	-	5/8/2006
17	There was a young lady named Jen, Who thought she was a perfect Ten; I told her	Father Terrence	-	5/8/2006
16	A slender young miss from Bohemia, When asked if she might have anemia, Replied,	Father Terrence	-	5/8/2006
15	Ode to Miss Lucy To the elite and well bred of Tallahassee, Miss Lucy was rega	Father Terrence	-	5/8/2006
14	Ode To Jeeves: Jeeves did his part. He was an old fart. The engine he drove, wa	Peter Dierks	-	5/8/2006
13	Thought I'd compose a Clinton limerick to start the day: There once was an	Sambo	-	8/19/1998
12	There once was a man from Bombass who had two balls made of brass when struck t	FatMatty	-	8/14/1998
11	uh, i think it goes like this..... there once was a man from Nantucket, whos c	Rich	-	6/4/1998
10	There once was a man from Dundee who buggered an ape in a tree the result was q	TexAG	-	6/2/1998
9	There was a young fellow from Kent whose prick was so long it was bent to save	teevee	-	5/29/1998
8	Heres a slightly different version of the same poem "there once	D. Katz	-	5/29/1998
7	there once was a man named Dave who kept a dead whore in his cave I must admit	lizardK	-	5/27/1998
6	tevee, great idea. Here's some: there once was a girl from France who boar	robbie	-	5/25/1998
5	Raymond, a young man who painted, Had an organ which, sadly, was tainted. It me	Mighty_Mezz	-	5/25/1998
4	now this is a spot where I could spend some time and not get into a fight.....c	Shoot1st	-	5/24/1998
3	There was a young lady from chester who liked the boys to molest her she said y	teevee	-	5/24/1998
2	Far too nice, old chap. Try this oldie: There once was lass from the Azores wh	energy_investor	-	5/24/1998
1	teevee, I seem to recall one about Nantucket, but can't remember the exact	EL KABONG!!!	-	5/23/1998

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