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2650Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaTomato-6/10/2015
2649Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows nTomato46/8/2015
2648I wake up with wood, my wife wakes up with wouldn't. Sometimes my secretaTomato16/7/2015
2647In a recent poll, 80% of Japanese women admitted to having faked origami. I caTomato26/5/2015
2646My grandma found a lump in each of her breasts. Turns out it was just her kneeTomato56/4/2015
2645What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat? Don't know what you woulTomato16/4/2015
2644A duck hunter was out in the marsh, enjoying the beautiful hunting weather wheTomato16/3/2015
2643Two goats were eating a reel of movie film. One goat says to the other, "Tomato36/3/2015
2642If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex with two people is a twosome, iTomato66/2/2015
2641A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractiveTomato36/1/2015
2640[graphic]Tomato-6/1/2015
2639I know some of you folks have been wondering why baby diapers have brand names sTomato25/28/2015
2638My body is a temple. What I mean by that is, it looks and feels like somethingTomato25/27/2015
2637I nearly invested money in the Egyptian tourism industry, until I realized it waTomato25/25/2015
2636I screwed up and posted TimF's post (the one just before mine) at #2635...SoTomato-5/25/2015
2635Wayne, If you give us your Userid and Password, we can see the images. OtherwiIan@SI-5/25/2015
2634[graphic] [graphic] [graphic] thefederalistpapers.orgTimF25/25/2015
2633Hold on tight, it's a long one...That's what she said! One hot, dry suTomato35/24/2015
2632A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker went to a restaurant in London. The waiter RumbleFish15/22/2015
2631 My wife is always walking into things and getting hurt. Yesterday it was our bTomato15/22/2015
2630[graphic]Tomato15/20/2015
2629The Black Bra (as told by a woman) The Black Bra (as told by a woman) I had lTomato15/19/2015
2628[graphic]Tomato35/16/2015
2627A classic.freelyhovering-5/14/2015
2626A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goeTomato25/14/2015
2625I am getting on in years and not the best looking guy anymore. Some would evenTomato35/14/2015
2624Or dropped the sun roof.ACAN15/14/2015
2623Should have let the air out of the tires.High Grader15/14/2015
2622[graphic]software salesperson55/14/2015
2621Riverdance was invented by an Irish family with 7 kids but only one toilet. WhTomato15/13/2015
2620Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He has two large bags over hTomato45/12/2015
2619I got a sweater for Christmas ...but what I really wanted was a moaner or a scTomato15/12/2015
2618Same difference!Zilyunz-5/11/2015
2617I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She replied, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free seTomato25/9/2015
2616Some oldies: I woke up this morning, got dressed and went in the kitchen where Tomato25/9/2015
2615Baby's First Exam A woman and her baby were in the doctor's examining Tomato25/8/2015
2614[graphic] My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. Tomato35/7/2015
2613[graphic]Tomato25/7/2015
2612Who's the most popular man in a nudist colony? The one who can carry 2 cupsTomato25/7/2015
2611A parrot swallows a viagra tablet. His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezTomato25/4/2015
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