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2730A surgeon came to see his patient on the morning after her operation. The young Tomato18/13/2015
2729On the day of the Royal wedding, Sophie was getting dressed, surrounded by all oTomato28/13/2015
2728Husband takes the wife to a disco. There’s a guy on the dance floor giving it laTomato28/6/2015
2727Out of gas. 22jt-8/5/2015
2726Oh really… well you thought four inches was HUGE when we were talking about sTomato38/5/2015
2725Glasgow Flights - Airplane Food . Airborne approx22jt68/4/2015
2724Applying Facebook . . Thi22jt87/29/2015
2723A contestant on Who Wants to be a Millionaire had reached the final plateau. AnTomato57/28/2015
2722A man walks into a library and says,"I hope you don't have a book on Tomato37/23/2015
2721Wedding rehearsals… because ruining your life takes practice. I thought my vasTomato47/23/2015
2720A woman and a man are lying in bed next to each other when her phone rings. SheCautious_Optimist37/22/2015
2719An elderly gentleman walks into an upscale cocktail lounge. He presented a wellCautious_Optimist37/22/2015
2718A blonde was on the way to winning $100,000 on a game show, but her final questiTomato57/21/2015
2717 A couple in their ninetiesare both having problems remembering things. During aTomato27/21/2015
2716Ray, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks onceTomato27/20/2015
2715Two elderly ladies were talking. “At our age, I don’t know what would be worse;Tomato37/20/2015
2714The Theory of Relativity: Time moves more slowly when you are with your relatiTomato37/20/2015
2713[graphic]PappaJohn27/20/2015
2712The Dukes of Hazard [ Politically Correct ] [youtube video]B.K.Myers17/18/2015
2711Every Friday afternoon, a mathematician goes down to the bar, sits in the secondFred McCutcheon17/18/2015
2710Husband takes the wife to her high school reunion.After meeting several of her fTomato17/18/2015
2709On my very first day of school my parents dropped me off at the wrong nursery. TTomato27/18/2015
2708The Greek god Zeus was flying over a Greek island and noticed a naked woman washTomato37/17/2015
2707When I have sex with my girlfriend I think about my grandma to help me last longTomato27/16/2015
2706My wife was shocked when she found out I switched her vibrator with a taser. ITomato27/15/2015
2705There was a Pastor whose wife was expecting a baby... ... so he went to the conTomato47/15/2015
2704 RESTORING MY HOPE FOR HUMANKIND! [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphiCautious_Optimist107/14/2015
2703A small zoo in Arkansas obtained a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few wTomato47/13/2015
2702No more photos that don't show up anymore from me. OJ: A BRUNETTE, A REDTomato47/12/2015
2701> Is there a joke there I missed? Posts here require a joke. The joke is, wThe Rabbit37/12/2015
2700Is there a joke there I missed? Posts here require a joke. Billy Bob and LutheTomato17/12/2015
2699Wayne, If you're going to keep on doing this, you really should give us yourIan@SI17/11/2015
2698A Hot Girl Walks Into A Starbucks...... and brings her own Grande Double LattTomato-7/11/2015
2697A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all ofTomato27/11/2015
2696They say couples should never go to bed angry. That's why married people aTomato77/11/2015
2695Peter Dinklage of Game of Thrones and X-Men: Days of Future Past fame was troublTomato27/10/2015
2694Inventor of the computer mouse died recently. The mouse is considered the 2nd mTomato17/10/2015
2693My new meditation mantra? Ph*ck that. (GRAPHIC AUDIO) [youtube video]Cautious_Optimist37/9/2015
2692A mother, father and young son are visiting the circus. The elephants walk out iTomato17/9/2015
2691The blue whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of sperm when mating, but only 10 percTomato27/9/2015
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