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2810	The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Takin	Tomato	1	10/30/2015
2809		Tomato	-	10/30/2015
2808	Studies have demonstrated that rednecks have the lowest stress rate because they	Tomato	3	10/30/2015
2807	Two students were arguing when their teacher entered the classroom. The tea	Tomato	2	10/28/2015
2806	After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late	Tomato	1	10/28/2015
2805	Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, “Oh shit, it’s the cops!” ?	Tomato	4	10/27/2015
2804	A young man went for a round of golf with a girl he liked from work. Beforehand,	Tomato	2	10/27/2015
2803	A redneck boy was leaving his house one morning with a hand full of chicken wire	Tomato	1	10/27/2015
2802	My boss said he's going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I'v	Tomato	3	10/23/2015
2801	[graphic] assets.amuniversal.com	TimF	2	10/23/2015
2800	The University of Louisville is being accused of luring basketball recruits to	Tomato	3	10/22/2015
2799	A Mexican magician told the audience he would disappear on the count of three.	Tomato	7	10/21/2015
2798	Did you hear about the new sport, Mexican hockey? Instead of hockey sticks,	Tomato	1	10/20/2015
2797	Late Nite: While accepting the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, Eddie Murph	Tomato	4	10/20/2015
2796	THE NEW RADIO When we get older we think differently. This letter was sent	Tomato	2	10/20/2015
2795	An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm. He had a large pond in the bac	Tomato	5	10/19/2015
2794	You should be ashamed. Damn, those Mexicans were good. Finding 4 cars 80 yea	Ian@SI	1	10/19/2015
2793	Almost ashamed for writing this, but....... Q: Know why there were only a few t	Joe Btfsplk	1	10/19/2015
2792	So Davy Crockett and Jim Bowie were standing above the gates of the Alamo, wh	Tomato	3	10/18/2015
2791	An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young gir	Tomato	2	10/18/2015
2790	Subject: Egg Balancing competition Now, what would life be like if we didn'	Aggie	2	10/17/2015
2789	What's the difference between a sumo wrestler and a feminist ? A sumo wres	Tomato	1	10/15/2015
2788	confused by nutrition advice on alcohol and fat? maybe here's the answer: h	software salesperson	-	10/15/2015
2787	A couple is trying to have a baby. Finally, the blonde tells her husband, "	Tomato	2	10/12/2015
2786	One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss	Tomato	4	10/12/2015
2785	A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening	WillP	3	10/11/2015
2784	I used to know a girl that had a tattoo of a sea shell right below her belly but	Tomato	2	10/10/2015
2783	The Art Collector's Wife A New York attorney representing a wealthy art	Tomato	3	10/9/2015
2782	A young nun was assigned by the Mother Superior to help old Father O'Malley	Tomato	1	10/9/2015
2781	When I was much younger, I used to think I was great in bed. Then I found ou	Tomato	2	10/8/2015
2780	Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, having a brew. Jim turns t	Tomato	2	10/4/2015
2779	A young nun was assigned by the Mother Superior to help old Father O'Malley	Tomato	3	10/4/2015
2778	The Caddie A Golfer who has been slicing off the tee at every hole.	Ian@SI	3	10/3/2015
2777	A man goes to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The den	Tomato	4	10/2/2015
2776	Late Nite: The story says that Donald Trump gets so little sleep, he actually s	Tomato	1	10/1/2015
2775	Male blonde joke.	freelyhovering	-	10/1/2015
2774	A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of	Tomato	4	10/1/2015
2773	Late Nite: After their meeting got off to a tense start, Obama and Puti	Tomato	3	9/30/2015
2772	Shampoo Warning:	B.K.Myers	2	9/28/2015
2771	A guy was driving down the highway with his smokin' hot blonde girlfriend an	Tomato	2	9/28/2015

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