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2850A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Tomato312/4/2015
2849Little Thelma comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learnedTomato212/2/2015
2848A brunette goes into a doctor's office and says that her body hurts whereverTomato312/2/2015
2847An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman went for a round of golf and their wives Tomato212/2/2015
2846Donating blood in Scotland A wealthy Arab Sheikh was admitted to hospitTomato312/1/2015
2845It's OK to smoke pot in the rain but don't in hail. I asked my wiTomato211/30/2015
2844A woman was sexually assaulted by a gang of mime artists. They performed unspTomato111/30/2015
2843Driving out of the Indian casino years ago, I saw a deer by the side of rTomato211/28/2015
2842I once got a job answering other people's phones. I had to quit; it wasn&Tomato211/27/2015
2841I walked into the library and asked for a book on probability. The librarianTomato111/27/2015
2840[graphic]Aggie311/26/2015
2839A high ranking executive hires a personal assistant to help facilitate his hectiAggie311/26/2015
2838Things you can say on Thanksgiving Thanksgiving, the only day you can getTomato111/25/2015
2837Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish. The results speak foTomato111/25/2015
2836Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off penises. The big ones went for teTomato311/25/2015
2835I watched a love scene at a drive-in theater for a whole hour before I realizeTomato111/23/2015
2834Good one. Did not see it coming.freelyhovering-11/22/2015
2833Do Las Vegas Churches accept gambling chips? This may come as a surprise to thoB.K.Myers111/22/2015
2832Yesterday, I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my car over to the shTomato311/20/2015
2831A redheaded woman is standing in the road by the curb. She is clapping her handsTomato111/19/2015
2830Q: Did you hear about the short sighted mohel? A: He got the sack. ----- Tomato211/19/2015
2829A lot of guys have nicknames for their penises and I was recently given a nicknTomato211/18/2015
2828My wife's so ungrateful The other day I gave her a massive orgasm, and sheTomato311/17/2015
2827She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast Tomato211/16/2015
2826I was recently involved in a skyjacking. My wife gave me a hand job at 30,0Tomato111/15/2015
2825A hawk was flying high over the skies, in desperate need of some...loving. He spTomato211/14/2015
2824liveleak.comTomato411/14/2015
2823This day is pregnant with possibilities, but I just found out they're notTomato311/14/2015
2822Three vampires walk into a bar... The first one says, "I'll have aTomato211/13/2015
2821Contest in a girl's college: write a short story which contains religion, seTomato211/13/2015
2820Q: What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A: A thief snatcTomato111/12/2015
2819What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? Tomato311/11/2015
2818~~The Veterinarian~~ One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, B.K.Myers311/10/2015
2817Best Drunk Driving Story Ever! (if there is such a thing) A man goes to a partyB.K.Myers111/10/2015
2816Subject: Marriage Survey result : A GROUP OF WOMEN WERE AT A SEMINAR ON HOW TO B.K.Myers411/4/2015
2815What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack DanielsTomato211/2/2015
2814In a mental institution in Dallas a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient Tomato311/2/2015
28132 tasteless jokes: What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in commTomato111/2/2015
2812Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog because it croaks every night. Tomato111/1/2015
2811A guy goes to a costume party only wearing a pair of jeans no shirt no shoes.. TTomato210/31/2015
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