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2890If a woman is uncomfortable watching you masturbate, do you think a) you neTomato41/2/2016
2889I saw this gorgeous girl in a night club wearing a chess-patterned top, so ITomato212/30/2015
2888Winner of the Chicago Tribune's best Tweet of the week: "I thought myAggie412/29/2015
2887My wife had plastic surgery last week I cut up her credit cards. Wives Tomato312/29/2015
2886https://www.facebook.com/100008147201796/videos/1667421816872709/Tomato112/28/2015
2885Renault and Ford have joined forces to create the perfect small car for Tomato712/28/2015
2884Best Gun commercialGuardian112/28/2015
2883How can you tell when an auto mechanic has had sex ? One of his fingers is clTomato112/28/2015
2882My wife is so ugly: Dogs hump her leg with their eyes closed. The last Tomato212/27/2015
2881I just won a free proctological exam but I know I'll end up paying for itTomato212/26/2015
2880One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautTomato312/25/2015
2879I saw a really bad cover band the other night. They played songs about Duvets anTomato312/24/2015
2878[graphic]software salesperson112/22/2015
2877Right in the middle of lovemaking, the husband dies of a heart attack. As the fuTomato-12/22/2015
2876 Democrat Convention Schedule Saturday, 27 August 2016 11:15 AM Free lunch,teevee612/21/2015
2875A married couple on vacation walked into a shoe store. The salesman said to Tomato-12/21/2015
2874There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the roTechKim112/20/2015
2873As a former sailor, I try to forget the days of playing cards in the submaTomato112/20/2015
2872Doctor warns him, it is normal to get an erection while I perform this procedureTomato112/20/2015
2871A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home becTomato212/19/2015
2870A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The sTomato-12/19/2015
2869Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK.” Tomato212/18/2015
2868Name all ten Santa's Reindeer ----- 1. Dasher 2. Dancer 3.Tomato312/17/2015
2867Did you hear about the blonde who threw away her weight-loss DVD after threTomato112/16/2015
2866[graphic] Many font sets puritanically don't display ? "fuck", sosoftware salesperson112/16/2015
2865Q: Why did the fish blush? A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom. ----Tomato-12/15/2015
2864There goes the neighborhood. I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of tAggie312/12/2015
2863Did you hear about the gusher they got after drilling under the bull fighting rTomato212/12/2015
2862"Damn you, Autocorrect!!!!" - Mark Zuckerberg, who had intended to aTomato212/11/2015
2861The cure.. . 22jt112/11/2015
2860Holiday Songs: youtube.com youtube.com youtube.comTomato112/10/2015
2859The pilot comes over the P/A... as usual and to greet the passengers. HTomato-12/10/2015
2858The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense. Hans and Tomato512/9/2015
2857Q: Why did the man take toilet paper to the party? A: Because he was a party poTomato112/7/2015
2856a bit dated now, unless you're into necrophilia..... Did you hear aTomato112/7/2015
2855There was a cruise ship that ended up sinking just off the coast of a small deseTomato212/6/2015
2854A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?” The dad sayTomato412/5/2015
2853I went to bed with a blind girl last night, and she said I had the biggestTomato312/5/2015
2852"Hey! Wait a minute.....there's something wrong with this ball!" B.K.Myers212/4/2015
2851 I met a Chinese girl when I was in Shanghai. I asked her if she could escortTomato-12/4/2015
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