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290Tillamook has bought a store in the Holy Land and is naming it Cheeses of NazareTomato-7/26/2003
289The country bumpkin went on his first trip to the big city and stayed with his Tomato-7/26/2003
288Did you hear about the midget and the tall lady in the circus? When there were Tomato-7/26/2003
287Then there was a housing project in NYC where they built apts. with low ceilingTomato-7/26/2003
286A blonde had a date with this guy and they were engaged in some hot foreplay wheTomato-7/26/2003
285Baseballs? Odd Connection During a long rain delay, a baseball color commentatIan@SI-7/26/2003
284Personals FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's slim,Tomato-7/24/2003
283What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A Dry Martinez.Tomato-7/24/2003
282A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installingIan@SI-7/23/2003
281clip clop clip clop clip clop ....bang ! bang! bang! clip clop clip clop clipHigh Grader-7/23/2003
280Why don't Amish have sex standing up? Because they're afraid it might lTomato-7/23/2003
279After the new meek prisoner was led to his new cell, his large black cell mate eT-Lo Greens-7/23/2003
278Teacher asked her class to use 'definitely' in a sentence. Jane raised hT-Lo Greens-7/23/2003
277this is one of my favorite jokes: A crusty old man walks into a bank and says tT-Lo Greens-7/23/2003
276Steve and Melcalf are out of here. No comments, just jokes. And especially no dTomato-7/22/2003
275A man walks into a restaurant and sees on the menu: Ham Sandwich................Tomato-7/22/2003
274A woman wants to have surgery to have her vagina tightened and tucked for her huTomato-7/22/2003
273A couple has been married for 50 years and are celebrating their anniversary. TTomato-7/22/2003
272What does a tight rope walker and a man getting oral sex from a 90 year old womaTomato-7/22/2003
271[Extreme bad taste.] Yup, this is a thread where bad taste is OK, but comments John Metcalf-7/21/2003
270You should prune yourself, nip your buds bud. Rotting tomato smell will stay witsteve-7/21/2003
269This is your idea of humor? You should remove yourself from your board. I knowTony McFadden-7/21/2003
268Did you hear that over at Disneyland they had to commit Minnie Mouse? They founTomato-7/21/2003
267Why are there wet dreams? Because the Sandman is a ***ksuckerTomato-7/21/2003
266This guy went to his favorite brothel, but the madam informed him that there werTomato-7/21/2003
265Did you hear about the German gay? Adolph Hitler.Tomato-7/21/2003
264What sound does a brown bell make? DUNG!!!!Tomato-7/21/2003
263Did you hear Roman Polanski was working on a new movie? Close Encounters of theTomato-7/21/2003
262Where did Roman Polanski go to college? Frigham Young.Tomato-7/21/2003
261What's 77? 69 but you get eight more.Tomato-7/21/2003
260The blonde secretary was complaining that her boyfriend had dandruff, so her bosTomato-7/21/2003
259You hear about the guy who was 1/2 black and 1/2 Japanese? Every Dec. 7 he woulTomato-7/21/2003
258Why was the Mexican prostitute destitute? Because she gave away frijoles.Tomato-7/21/2003
257Confucious say: OK to meet lady in park, but not okay to park meat in lady.Tomato-7/21/2003
256Confucious say: Woman who spring on innerspring this spring have offspring nextTomato-7/21/2003
255Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?Tomato-7/21/2003
254What did Jesus say to the __________(favorite minority group) before he was crucTomato-7/21/2003
253The nympho had the bag boy carry her groceries to her car. When they got to theTomato-7/21/2003
252Why do Jews make lousy golfers? Because the slice their putts.Tomato-7/21/2003
251What's 11? 69 with good posture.Tomato-7/21/2003
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