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2970An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phoney beard sat downTomato43/8/2016
2969 A drunk lady walks into a tattoo parlor demanding a tattoo of her favorite boxeTomato13/6/2016
2968A guy and his new date were undressing in the bedroom. First, she spotted a NIKTomato33/5/2016
2967[graphic]Tomato13/4/2016
2966 What did the German bisexual do? She went down on her Hans and niece. — Tomato23/4/2016
2965A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her goTomato-3/3/2016
2964I guess...that one U tell her...the one she'll listen or believe..!zumzum-3/3/2016
2963Loved this joke but kept wondering which story you tell her I do like the ThreeBerry Picker-3/3/2016
2962 Three small boys were sitting in the park. One said: "My Daddy smokTomato13/3/2016
2961How to handle women at different ages: .....8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68 & 78..zumzum33/3/2016
2960A DOCTOR at an asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks Tomato22/28/2016
2959....Ice Fishing..... A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many bookzumzum12/27/2016
2958My friend found his wife on that dating app called Tinder. It was only six monTomato22/27/2016
2957Why did Adele cross the road? So she could sat hello, from the other sideTimF12/27/2016
2956Manliness Test: 1) In the company of females, intercourse should be referredTomato12/26/2016
2955Rejected Dr. Seuss Books: 1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch Tomato12/26/2016
2954I just started taking Viagra Lite. It's for guys who only want to mastTomato22/25/2016
2953I am going bananas. That’s what I say to my bananas before I leave the house.Tomato32/25/2016
2952I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewaTomato42/25/2016
2951Working as a scout for the army, an Indian put his ear to the ground and said: Tomato32/24/2016
2950A guy was helping his blonde girlfriend out with a computer problem she had. Tomato12/24/2016
2949A retired and well to do colonel was in the city when he noticed a down and out Tomato22/24/2016
2948A man goes to the doctor and asks for birth control pills for his 14 year old dTomato22/22/2016
2947A couple was trying to have a child and was having great difficulty. Ages go byTomato52/22/2016
2946A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill.Tomato32/22/2016
2945Felix the logger 22jt32/20/2016
2944Raisin bread... . 22jt22/20/2016
2943A man’s wife came in to the room and said to her husband, “I am so busy I don’Tomato12/20/2016
2942A clown just held the door open for me. It was a nice jester. I went Tomato22/19/2016
2941I don't get it?Berry Picker-2/18/2016
2940Verne was teeing off from the men's tee. On his downswing, he realized Tomato22/18/2016
2939Ethel checked into a motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little deprTomato32/18/2016
2938A young engineer was leaving the office late when he found the CEO standing in fTomato12/17/2016
2937Egghead: What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty. Yesterday, for Valentine's DaTomato22/15/2016
2936At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husband's maTomato42/13/2016
2935After a few too many visits to a truck-stop "Pleasure Parlour", a fellAggie22/13/2016
2934A dyslexic walks into a bra. Life is like a dick. Sometimes it gets hard for nTomato82/12/2016
2933A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The DocTomato32/12/2016
2932The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway Tomato12/11/2016
2931A couple of old guys were golfing when one mentioned that he was going to go to Tomato32/10/2016
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