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3010Will the future bring us arranged GAY MARRIAGES? TechKim-4/4/2016
3009Q: If April showers bring may flowers, what do may flowers bring? A: Pilgrims!Tomato24/4/2016
30083 Irish brothers, who worked in the factory, would stop daily at the Pub on theBerry Picker14/3/2016
3007In the beginning there was nothing God said "Let there be light" TheBerry Picker14/3/2016
3006A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As the bartender watches he driTomato14/2/2016
3005 Criminal: I can't serve that much time--I'll die before that. JuTomato44/2/2016
3004Points to ponder: If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, Tomato74/2/2016
3003It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literTimF24/2/2016
3002Why did the woman like being a jockey? She liked having 14 hands between her Tomato13/30/2016
3001Depends on if he plays rugby.High Grader13/30/2016
3000"What's the difference between a hooker in the daytime and a hooker at Jurgis Bekepuris-3/29/2016
2999"What's the difference between a hooker in the daytime and a hooker at Berry Picker-3/29/2016
2998What's the difference between a hooker in the daytime and a hooker at nTomato23/29/2016
2997I'm not saying my wife is fat, but she has to wear a g-rope. — TTomato23/28/2016
2996A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well. The employer is Tomato13/26/2016
2995A woman went to the capital of France on a wine tasting vacation, but drank tooTomato13/25/2016
2994A young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to breakTomato33/24/2016
2993The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls’ school was lecturing her students on seTomato43/24/2016
2992One morning a milkman called on one of his regular customers and was surprised tTomato23/23/2016
2991BELIEVE it or not, these are REAL 911 Calls! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is yourTomato43/23/2016
2990Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn&Tomato23/22/2016
2989I still remember when I played Noah in a school play. Ah, those memories keeTomato13/22/2016
2988Upon arriving home a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. TeaTomato33/21/2016
2987A couple was watching the Discovery Channel show about an African bush triTomato33/21/2016
2986I've been having dreams of sex with movie stars lately. I've had eroticTomato13/20/2016
2985Here's a venture pitch from "VC" The Web Series - Uber for Toiletechambers-3/18/2016
2984Oh, good grief! What does a Tomato know about Newfoundlanders! Dagnabbit -- nowWillP23/18/2016
2983A Newfie aunt was knitting her young nephew some socks. Then she got a letter Tomato13/18/2016
2982Paddy's wife went to the doctor's for a checkup. Afterwards the doctor tTomato13/16/2016
2981A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to fiTomato13/15/2016
2980 Husband: Leave me alone! Wife: It won't take long. Husband: I won'Tomato23/15/2016
2979Take it from me, I don't give a crap if they're supposed to be 80 years Aggie33/14/2016
2978In theory, housetraining your puppy may seem like a sensible idea, but it doTomato33/14/2016
2977Crisis The economy has become so bad that wifes are having sex with their husbTomato23/13/2016
2976A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room withTomato13/12/2016
2975A little girl was licking a lollipop at the hairdresser's and accidentTomato13/11/2016
2974Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out aTomato13/10/2016
2973Three women, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at theTomato23/10/2016
2972A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been weTomato23/9/2016
2971Tip: don't google "cream pies"...google "cream pie recipes&quTomato13/8/2016
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