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The Non-Political Joke Thread
An SI Board Since July 2004
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305A famous lawyer found himself at heaven’s gates confronting St. Peter. He protesJagfan-8/4/2004
304mph, I believe your choice is the preferred definition. - Holly How do you drivLady Lurksalot-8/4/2004
303A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for an accountant. Lady Lurksalot-8/4/2004
302A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands andLady Lurksalot-8/4/2004
301A chemistry teacher one day decided to teach his class about the dangers of alcoLady Lurksalot-8/4/2004
300Mr. Long: While I may be 22 years and some months of age, I am NOT a sority girLady Lurksalot-8/4/2004
299You Might be an Engineer If... Buying flowers for your girlfriend or spending tLady Lurksalot-8/4/2004
298Laz, It may be a problem for some people, but not me. I can't afford to takehaqihana-8/4/2004
297<i>I don't have to worry about being drunk in<b> puubliick</bLazarus_Long-8/4/2004
296Have you EVER seen a subject as funny as them? :-) <i> I'd be bootedLazarus_Long-8/3/2004
295Speak for <i>yourself</i>, buddy! What is loaded on a rednecks 'Lazarus_Long-8/3/2004
294Oops, sorry. I've never met anyone with as many lawyer jokes as you have. ManyMoose-8/3/2004
293An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good tJagfan-8/3/2004
292A guy goes into a bar and orders a beer. He happens to look down the bar and seeJagfan-8/3/2004
291A guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey and a glass. “SomethingJagfan-8/3/2004
290A young man is walking down by the docks one day and decides to stop by a bar anJagfan-8/3/2004
289A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a double martinJagfan-8/3/2004
288Laz, Courtesy of Bill Envgal. I was driving on an LA freeway, and saw a semi thhaqihana-8/3/2004
287Deadbeat in a Bar A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After amph-8/3/2004
286Laz, Aha!! You have been watching the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour". Sorrhaqihana-8/3/2004
285Redneck 'puter lingo 1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter. 2. LOG OFFLazarus_Long-8/3/2004
284actually, that #12 item would keep me at bay indefinitely. If it's not intumph-8/3/2004
283lolmph-8/3/2004
282There goes ten thousand years of progress fueled by logic. :-) You might be a Lazarus_Long-8/3/2004
281More on men (courtesy of my secretary) Subject: Men 1. Q. What should you doAlan Smithee-8/3/2004
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