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3050My doctor said my heavy drinking was making me paranoid. He asked: "When dTomato25/9/2016
3049I applied for a blacksmith job the other day. The guy asked: "Have youTomato15/8/2016
3048Frenchman wearing sandals: Philippe Philoppe - A woman walking past a shTomato15/7/2016
3047I just bought a suit made from cactus. I must admit, I look pretty sharp in iTomato15/7/2016
3046Top10 signs your son is too old for breast feeding: 10. He can open your bTomato35/6/2016
3045The famous painter. 22jt15/5/2016
3044The CEO of Priceline just resigned after it was revealed that he had an affair wTomato35/4/2016
3043 Never suggest to a dominatrix that it's time to hit the sack. - GranTomato15/3/2016
3042They say a woman's work is never done. That's probably why they getTomato35/2/2016
3041Did you hear that Xerox and Wurlitzer are merging to make reproductive organs? Tomato15/1/2016
3040A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate Tomato14/30/2016
3039Tomato - did you think about that joke? "Why did President Clinton name hiBerry Picker14/30/2016
3038After twelve months of revealing my soul in intense therapy sessions, something Tomato14/30/2016
3037Part of the alphabet has been destroyed in a terrorist attack. It's not yTomato24/29/2016
3036Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot? Because he dTomato14/29/2016
3035Trash holders?...... [graphic]PappaJohn34/28/2016
3034My wife walked into the room and said: "Have you seen my flip-flops?&quoTomato34/28/2016
3033Have you heard the story of the magic sandwich? Never mind, it's just a bTomato34/27/2016
3032 How Marriage Evolves A funny look at how marriage evolves overGuardian-4/26/2016
3031Gardening The daffodils just came out...............I didn't even know tTomato24/26/2016
3030 Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma, Arizona. They turn aTomato14/26/2016
3029 Why did the passengers rush to see the musicians on the Titanic? Because somTomato34/25/2016
3028You might be trailer trash if: - You think a woman who is "out of yourTomato24/22/2016
3027 A man living in Oregon called to find out if he could get insurance in caTomato14/22/2016
3026A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to the university: “I feel it’s my dTimF24/21/2016
3025"stable job?" Might as well have them broke in already. they clean sdeeno14/21/2016
3024Me: 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield! 9Tomato14/21/2016
3023Yo mamma's so stupid, she thought Free Willy was a porno film. —— ToniTomato14/21/2016
3022A lady gets out of the bath, slips on the bathroom tiles, does the splits and geTomato24/20/2016
3021I recently stayed in a really cheesy hotel. I called the front desk and saiTomato54/20/2016
3020Driving to work, a gentleman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truTomato34/17/2016
3019Harry came into work on Monday feeling absolutely fine, and so was astonished whTomato14/14/2016
3018Two women had been having a friendly lunch when the subject turned to sex. Tomato24/14/2016
3017 A young woman walks into a doctor's office complaining about a rash on her Tomato24/13/2016
3016A milkman brings milk to a blondes door. He notices a note that says "PleasTomato24/11/2016
3015My daughter said she wanted to be treated like a princess... ...so I made her TimF24/9/2016
3014Tomato, After following your posts for a while, I feel that I have a pretty gooBob Miller-4/9/2016
3013It's been a rough day so far. I put on a shirt and a button fell off. I pTomato24/5/2016
3012"Dad why is it men think they are so smart and women can't stop talkingTomato-4/4/2016
3011Today a friend I did not expect, came up behind me and placed both hands on my sTechKim-4/4/2016
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