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308 "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies and statistics." --MWizzer-5/8/1998
307 TOM, More, please. Thanks. KJC EL KABONG!!!-5/7/1998
306 "I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to faTOM-5/7/1998
305 Yeah! Let's do some quotes. Mark Twain: "Few things are harder to putVanni Resta-5/7/1998
304 But in my case, it would probably be true! Except that I don't have a dog. Vanni Resta-5/7/1998
303 Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out & your dog TOM-5/7/1998
302 Mark Twain was opposed to polygamy in principle when he first arrived in Salt LTOM-5/7/1998
301 A man walks into a bar, orders a drink and yells out "Lawyers are f@%#ingdiddlysquatz-5/7/1998
300 Hahaha! Excellent! We need more like this. Not those jokes cut and pasted wholeVanni Resta-5/7/1998
299 You are a generous soul and quick too, much obliged indeed for the 'funny&#Mohan Marette-5/6/1998
298 Here's one! Groucho Marx: "Outside of a dog, a book is man's bestVanni Resta-5/6/1998
297 You guys out there, we have work to do! I received this from a very good frienCalvin Scott-5/6/1998
296 I'll let you know when I do! EOM Vanni Resta-5/6/1998
295 That can be a problem, when the most important line of a joke is missing. HappVanni Resta-5/6/1998
294 Oh jeeeeeez thanks, have you any???? <eom>Mohan Marette-5/6/1998
293 Hey! There's nothing wrong with sharing good quotes! EOM Vanni Resta-5/6/1998
292 A DOG STORY A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around his nCalvin Scott-5/6/1998
291 I'm really sorry. The last sentence got cut off and I didn't realize iCalvin Scott-5/6/1998
290 PMS, Thanks. It didn't occur to me that the punch line was missing. KJC EL KABONG!!!-5/6/1998
289 I think the part of the joke where he claims to be a fax machine is missing. PPMS Witch-5/6/1998
288 Calvin, I don't get it. I know it's a terrible thing to say, but I'EL KABONG!!!-5/6/1998
287 This is for all you "High Tech" people: This guy goes into a bar, orCalvin Scott-5/6/1998
286 Way to go Dipan! somethingwicked-5/6/1998
285 Old joke -- paraphrased in 10: "My God! exclaimed the Duchess. I'm exdipan-5/5/1998
284 Here is one with all that in 50 words. #reply-4302024 Kid Rock-5/5/1998
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